Deal!

Someone tell me how I can get on the show Deal or No Deal. I'm signing up! I don't see any reason not to. I mean, think about it. The show requires no skill at all. It only requires a person to know their numbers 1 through 25. As a result, they reward that person with thousands of dollars (possibly even a million). I honestly can't believe more people don't sign up to go on that show.
I wonder what criteria they use to pick the contestants. At first I thought maybe they picked people who desperately needed the money to pay for school or a kidney transplant or something, but no, that's not it. Tonight, for instance, the contestant was a cocky police officer, who liked himself way too much. They asked him what he was going to do with the money he made off the show, and he responded by saying he was just going to put it aside. That's really responsible of him and everything, but come on. Give me a break. The guy wins 100,000 (he could have won 261,000 but he got too greedy) and he's just going to put it all away?!? I highly doubt it. If I were to win that much money, I think I would start by getting a new car. It would have to be something big so I can intimidate all the asshole drivers out there. Then I think I would pay off my student loans, and blow the rest on useless stuff that I really don't need.
So tomorrow, I think I'm going to get on the Internet and do some looking around. Don't be surprised if you see me on TV within the next month or so.