Freakin' myspace!

I hate it when people send me those damn comments on myspace and on facebook that say something to the effect of "You have 2.45 seconds to send this forward to all the pretty girls on your friends list or you will have bad luck FOREVER!" What is the point of this!? Are we in 3rd grade? No offense to my friends, I love them all dearly, but grow up! Are they honestly so bored that they have to resort to sending me messages that just mess with my head?
I get these messages, and with a lack of better things to do, I read them. They usually start out with a cute little story, something that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I get feeling good about life, and then I scroll down to see that I'm being threatened by an email! If i don't send this out to 999 people in the next five minutes I'm going to go bald and be miserably alone for the rest of my life? Are you threatening me?? It completely kills my mood. I don't even have 999 friends! So then I start feeling down because I have no friends. So, I go to delete the stupid comment that they have left me, and I start thinking to myself, "what if i do have bad luck for the rest of my life? Maybe I should send this out to all the pretty girls I know. But wait...what if I forget someone and then I offend them because they weren't included in the category of 'pretty girls' that I know."
Stop it Valerie! You're being ridiculous! It's a damn email!!! Just delete it and move on! Stop being "basic panties" about the situation!
See what these things do to me? If i ever find the person who started all of this, I plan to punch them....right in the face.